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Blondes getting it again?

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps! Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort. Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth! Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden. Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One. Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!" Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot. Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group? A: Air Supply. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blond electrician. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Public Comments

1. im blonde. and i really didnt get those jokes but okay,..whatever. nice jokes, Maxy <33
2. This post has no point or purpose...Why did you post it?
3. I thought a Blonde's favourite group would be Blondie lol. Anyway thanks for making this Blonde laugh who doesn't take herself too seriously.
4. Hahahaha!!!!
5. lol...good one...here's one for you Good: Your children are sexually active. Bad: With each other Worse: And your wife. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: Getting arrested. Worse: By your husband Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: The techer is a he. Good: You go home for a quickie. Bad: you get caught by your wife Worse: You're with her sister. CHeeRioS
6. I am not blonde but these aren't very funny.
7. None really made me laugh cept the one...Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
8. lol. What do you call 12 blonde's sitting in a circle? Dope Ring What do you call 6 blonde's standing side by side? Wind tunnel How do you put a sparkle in a blonde girls eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear
9. Blondes are the same as any other person. i dnt get y there are so manyjokes about them..
10. good ones, some golden oldies. The skydiver, now that was funny!
11. hehe thankx for the laugh
12. funny
13. funny
14. don`t give up your day job .lol
15. hahahahaha
16. ha ha ha funny
17. lol
18. not too bad *lol*
19. OMG!!!!! so f*cking funny. i expecially liked the last one. cant wait to pass them on. gonna email to someone now. GIVE ME MORE!!!!!!!
20. Ha! ha! nothing like a blonde joke......
21. hehehe good one, thx.....star!
22. You seem to be offending some blondes here!! Some people just can't take a joke!! I thought they were brillant !! Cheerios!! Donut seeds!!hahahahahahaha!! Now how could that not be funny??????