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are these golf jokes funny?

What will you do for golf? Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday." I want to buy a golf ball A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls. As the blonde golfer walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks her, "Before you go, could you tell me why you want green golf balls?" "Well obviously, because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!"

Public Comments

1. Ha...don't quit your day job.
2. the blonde one is funny but why assume because the golfer is blonde tht its a girl it could be a guy!
3. sub-par at best
4. Obviously it takes balls to play golf,and to tell these jokes.
5. funny
6. it is sort of funny
7. ha the first one is funny i do not even get the second one and why its a joke
8. No! Better luck next time buddy!
9. omg those are really funny Love the first building a house... the next green golf balls
10. a guy was going to get marred his soon to be bride looked over his shoulder and saw his clubs sitting on a bench she said why are those here he looked at her and said this isn't going to take all day is it //
11. Funny.. ROTFL
12. Hi
13. Yeah not bad!!!
14. Ha ha ha.!!! Two good ones mate.!!! Critics all over the place.!!! 10/10.!!! Cheers.!!!
15. good one.....excellent very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh .....good job.....keep up the good ones